the RULES of HOLLERING N DATING Ms Sassy n MzDom

1. Check your breath first and foremost
2. make sure u don look like u jus came from high school gym class with ur sweats over ur jeans cuz u was too lazy to change
2.5 i might ask you for id if you look that young
3. plz don send ur friend ova askin if im gay, taken or sayin my boy/ girl wanna holla!
4. dont try to holla with some lame ass "did u hurt when you fell outta heaven" bullshit
5. if i do agree to givin u my AIM don make it seem like i gave u the digets n the address to my crib cuz IF we go out im meetin u somewhere
6. all terms are subject to change. just cuz we were talkin for an hour last nite, dont expect it every damn nite
7. plz do not fall in love with me after a month of talkin to me i kno my game is titer then the next touch me not stud n my swagga is fierce!
8. Dont think that just cuz we talkin you supposed to meet my friends n fam. u aint permanent yet!
8.5 or if u do meet my friends its only cuz secretly i want their approval
8.9 and when u do, that dont mean you can add em on myspace, facebook, twitter, tagged... none of dat
9. If you DO get the digits, dont text me on some bullshit. "hey" no fck that i got shit to do
10. if i invite u to my crib n u spendin the night bcuz i fall aslp don mean u can go holl@my roommate n when she denies u come back n try to get some from me! hahaha
11. when u get my # don b callin me for some phone sex on our 1st or sec third or any convo for tha matter u aint my girl/man
11.5 or on some "i wanna fall asleep with you on the phone" whore u aint payin my got damned bill. *click*
12. plz don hit me up as soon as my away message goes down or the second i get out of work @3 u callin me @ 3:01 "are u off yet"
12.5 or show up for my lunch break talkin bout "i thought we'd do lunch" how do u know my damn schedule!?
13. dont b callin all the chains in the city tryin to find me at work cuz i didnt answr ur text or phone call BITCH! im working!
14. If we met on Myspace... just cuz i gave u some play dont mean start changin names and statuses about me, or commentin on every pic i have. stalker
15. if we talkin n u half way across the world imma need for u to be more realistic about the situation less im movin there..its neva gonna work!
15.5 and even if we live down the street it STILL may not work
16. bcuz we talkin don mean u need to bfriend me on all the social networks there are (FB,MyS,Bebo,Migente,BP,Tagged,DL, Yahoo,AIM, and n e otha site out thea)
17. The first few dates, we goin dutch on the bill. i aint payin ur way. i dont even like u for real.
17.5 ps im bored thas tha only reason y im goin out wit u LETs not even call this a date
18. when and IF we fck, dont try to cuddle, i dont love u. we can work on that but yehhhh...
18.5 afta we fuck kno u not spendin the nt less u cookin for me n don touch me afta i come out the shower
18.9 and even after then, u still might have to leave, my friends is comin over
19.if i havent started callin u my boo n we fckin then ur title is offically BC
19.5 so dont give yourself your own title.
19.9 or tellin ppl ur my boo gf, bf lover booski, bff dont even tell ppl u kno me
20. By this time if u still around... u prolly deserve to be with me... after u shave.
20.5 now imma need u to shave brush ur teeth and do ur hair at this very moment cuz i kno u look a hot mess right now
21. Dont hold my hand when we go out, or try to hug/kiss me in public. i might see my future while we're out
21. 5 if we go to the club don b holdin my waist n walkin up my ass when im browsin the club fuck im tryin to make it look like im alone
22. Dont go thru my phone cuz *phone rings* hold up thats my baby right here... u know where the door is.
23. dont b makin all the playist on ur pages lovey doavey songs cuz u think we got a love jones goin nicca i said u THINK! cuz aint shit goin on bsides ur head game!
23.5 ol 'i bet u think this song is about u' ass