Ight u asked for it …or so ur pplz asked for it cuz u need to know how to wash ur pussy right. YES I’m telling u ! yo pussy stank cuz no one taught u how to wash tha shit right !!!!!
Now pay close attn and ur going to need the following items: three CLEAN wash clothes, 1 unscented bar of soap, a CLEAN towel, HOT water and for back up a douche.
For everyone to get the concept of washing ur ass u also need to learn how to wipe ur ass
1: when u piss in shit in one sitting ima need u to wipe two separate times. Wipe the front and then reach around ur back and wipe ur ass with a new wodd of TP. Even better to use BABY WHIPES
WASHING YOUR SNATCH!!!!! 101
1: turn the water on look warm …the hotter it is outside the warmer your water
2: grab 1 of you 3 CLEAN wash clothes. Make sure they are of all dif colors and remember which one you used for your face, your body and ur ass. I know it seems like a lot of laundry in the future but I’m sure u would much rather have a clean smelling nah nah
3: take the clean wash cloth and soak it in the warm water and lather it with the bar of soap.( SN: body wash does not I REPEAT does not! Have the same affect as a bar of soap. ) Ima also need u to use unscented so you can smell the difference along the way.
4: put yo leg on the wall, on the soap dish or what ever you have that will keep u balance…just don’t go bustin ur ass …I don’t want u suing me …n e way I don’t have n e money
5: if u have a hair kitty now is the time to invest in Veet, a razor (I love the electric razors J ) or go get a Brazilian wax! Hair holds heat, makes you sweat more and also holds odor. If your not into going bald plz trim as low as u can..
6: now that your wash cloth is lathered wash you snatch from the front to the middle (don’t confuse ur twat with ur ass whole (thas a whole different wash cloth)!
7: when ur pussy is lathered go head and rinse it off with ur wash clothe.
8: then smell you wash cloth….I didn’t studder bitch SMELL IT ..if it stinks repeat steps 3 and 6 until you no long smell a stench.
9: proceed to wash ur face with 1 of the other colored clothes. And your body with the 3rd.
10: Take the clean towel and dry off!
Now for those of you who follow these steps and for what ever reason you kitty still smells like a wet dog then u can follow with a douche. PLEASE do not douche more then 1nce ever 6months to a year.
NOW if the douche doesn’t work…:( …then u need to take ur ass to the doctor cuz I cant help u with that shit.
WRITTEN BY *SASSY :) - ADD YOUR OWN INSITE
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